In a stunning turn of events, slugging first baseman Albert Pujols is headed to Anaheim. Fans in Chicago, Cincinnati, Milwaukee and Pittsburgh rejoice. Fans in Houston? Well, they get to look forward to at least 9 more years of the guy after their impending move to the AL West is complete.
The good news? By the time the Astros are relevant again, Pujols will likely be in his late 30s, and his production may be slightly below its current super-human level.