This was me and my milk shake waiting for my avocado wrap. If I could subsist solely on avocado the way babies do on breast milk, I totally would.
It was less than 24 hours before the bar exam started. As you might guess, I was tweaking pretty bad. And since the table jukeboxes at Taxi’s Hamburgers were “ONLY FOR DISPLAY” I couldn’t even soothe my nerves with the dulcet tones of Frankie Lymon or Bay City Rollers.
I know the kids are pretty bad these days (texting, Heelies, et cetera) but man at least restaurants don’t have individual music players on tables anymore.