Cross country ski trip in Colorado
Posted in Friends, Jayne, Personal, Photography, Travel on February 28th, 2011 by Zach – Be the first to commentJayne and I flew out to Colorado this past weekend to visit our friends the Daniels. Joe, Emily and their baby girl Georgia live in Denver and they had planned a weekend getaway in a cabin in the Rockies with us.
First we hung out in Denver. Thursday night was Emily’s aunt’s birthday at a “Denver institution” Ship Tavern. The vibe at the tavern was awesome if a little old. The food was also pretty good although the service was spectacularly poor. I’m normally not a restaurant complainer but our waiter was top notch when it came to (purposeful, it seemed) obliviousness. Anyway, the prime rib sandwich was humongous and the company was good. Along with the Daniels, Emily’s folks were there as was her brother, Billy. Emily’s dad is a photographer. He’s also one of those “Denver institutions”. I had my camera with me so we talked a little bit of photo stuff. He’s very softspoken so in the buzzing tavern it was a little hard to talk shop. The birthday cake for the evening was a ski theme (and delicious theme) which was an appropriate send off for our trip the next day.
The next day we debated number of cars and then loaded two cars for our trip to the cabin at the YMCA of the Rockies’ Snow Mountain Ranch. Joe and I drove the caboose completing various errands before heading out of town. With Emily and Jayne hauling Georgia, there’s definitely more of a sense of urgency since a child in a car is like a ticking time bomb. You have to get there before she falls asleep or before she wakes up or else sleep patterns are ruined and the Earth is thrown off its axis. Being a parent has to be super humbling.
After making it through the pass and a stop for pizza and hummus in Winter Park, we arrived at the Ranch. Our cabin was not ready so we went to the Nordic Center. We asked what the Nordic Center was and Joe told us it was where a bunch of tan blonde dudes stand around and talk about skiing. That wasn’t that far off except the dudes were replaced with those friendly but stern old lady types that you find at any YMCA. We rented skis. They asked us if we wanted classic or skates. I asked what does a beginner usually use and they said classic. After we were out on the trails, I saw tons of people wearing the skates and I was definitely coveting. The rollerblading mullet-head in me had the urge to skate in my skis.
Cross country skiing is fun. This first time we just went to the off leash dog trail and did the loop. At one point we hit a berm caused by a snowplow and we could not navigate over it. We had quite the episode getting Jayne’s right ski back on. After that run we went back and fetched Emily and Georgia. Emily is preggers so skiing was out of the question for her which was a bummer. Georgia probably appreciated the company though.
We checked in to our cabin and Joe and Jayne went and got provisions for dinner. Emily made up spaghetti with sausage. It was great and we all scarfed it down. I believe that night little Georgia was showing signs of sickness. She was not real happy. The night went fast for me because I’m a heavy sleeper but I’m sure Joe and Emily would disagree. The following night was not any better for Georgia. In fact it was worse. The diagnosis after the trip actually ended up being the flu.
The next day we did some more skiing and Joe even did some snowshoeing with their dog Monk. One thing we did while skiing was keep track of number of times we fell on our asses. Jayne definitely won (lost) but by the end her numbers were a lot closer.

Joe waxes his old wooden skis before another skiing run. His classic wooden skis turned some heads at the Nordic Center.
During some afternoon downtime, Jayne and I decided to go wall climbing. We heard there was a climbing wall so we signed ourselves up. We showed up and no one was there to escort us. So we wandered around and ran into a Y instructor. She said, “Are you our last two climbers?” We said, “Sure” and went into the climbing room. We were at least double the age of everybody climbing. More likely triple. There were some adults there in harnesses but that was clearly for the sake of their child. None of them went on the wall. It definitely felt weird waiting in line for a wall behind an 8 year old. Or going when some other kid wanted to go. We tired ourselves out and then got out of there. We decided to cleanse our palate of such childish behavior and go rollerskating. It was basically the same situation though. But at least this time we were skating circles around the little eight year olds.
That night we ate some dinner and played some spades and watched some TV movies. I was the odd man out with my opinion of movies on TV. I hate them. Jayne LOVES them. We could own something or have it available at all times on Netflix Instant and she will watch it on TV, commercials and all. We watched Air Force One or President Kickass as Jayne and Joe were calling it. Then we watched A Time To Kill but unfortunately it was A Time For Bed so we didn’t get to finish it.
The next morning we packed up to head back but we had those skis rented for the rest of the day. So after vacating our cabin and sending Emily and Georgia and Monk on their way. Joe, Jayne and I tried out one last set of trails. We upped the difficulty and conquered some more hills, up and down. That allowed for more spectacular spills and a few bruised legs and twisted ankles. It was lots of fun though picking ourselves out of the deep, deep snow banks.
We dried off and headed back to Denver before the Breckenridge/Keystone crowd caught up to us that evening. On our way back, we stopped at Idaho Springs for some BeauJo’s Pizza. Since we skied that day we thought it necessary to order the Skier Mike pizza. The unique thing about BeauJo’s is the pizza has a huge crust on it. Typically not my thing. But it’s made this way to allow you to soak your crust in honey and eat it. And that’s an awesome way to eat it.

Billy waits for his balloon to inflate and dispense from the balloon vending machine at Casa Bonita.
It was good we got our bellies full of delicious pizza because we had plans that night to punish our bellies. Casa Bonita, a “Denver institution” of a different sort, was on our agenda. Emily’s brother, Billy was excited as hell to take us there. If you’re not familiar with Casa Bonita, there’s an entire South Park episode devoted to it. Animated construction paper doesn’t do it justice though. My best description of it is Chuck-E-Cheese meets Mexican food meets Disney World. The commitment to atmosphere is on a Walt Disney level. The commitment to food quality is even below Chuck-E-Cheese’s and the arcade is probably worse too. But the mariachi band was actually really good. And they have a huge waterfall with cliff divers. Every hour or so they’d have a cliff diver come up and do some acrobatic dive. But in between, in order to get their money’s worth out of the pool and waterfall, they had some sort of show that would incorporate the water. Like a princess would come out and speak, but if you looked closely you saw a bathing suit under that ill-fitting costume and you knew she was soon going to go into the water. Another highlight of Casa Bonita is a helium balloon vending machine. Anything to distract you from the food.

Emily, Georgia and Billy say goodbye to us from the porch as we get in Joe's car to head to the airport.
The next morning we hung around and watched some Sesame Street and then rolled out toward the airport. We had a heck of a trip. We knew going into it was going to be fun. The Daniels are very relaxing to hang out with and we always feel like we’re having fun whether we’re powering our way up a hill on some skis or making fun of the sweat on Matthew McConaughey’s body throughout all of A Time To Kill.
There’s the slideshow but I also took a panorama of the view from our cabin. I’ll try to embed it here but for now you can go to the Gigapan website to see it.









